“Humor in the news”
Oh, is it your birthday? Here, have a candy cane.
All your friends are home with their families, so you can forget a birthday party.
Look, I am happy for you that you get to see your mom, but can we please go drinking?
Or if they're around, there are so many holiday parties people don’t want to celebrate.
“Sorry, Jack's punch was lethal, don't think we are going to be able to go out tonight.”
If you don’t celebrate Christmas, you still get screwed.
Everything is closed and your friends are busy. Nothing better than hanging out alone to celebrate your birth.
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You get combo presents from everyone and it's not OK to point out that if your birthday was in July, this would be an outrage.
Oh thanks, how convenient for you.
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